Vista | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

applecraft.net

I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

JustForFun

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Skyblock Prison Towny PVP Economy Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla RPG Whitelist Modded Faction wars SMP KitPVP

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–Description is going to be updated soon — JustForFun is a Minecraft server that aims to improve the game, without needing any client mods.

play.justforfunmc.net

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where God smites the evil, one loli foot at a time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off evil mobs with the power of cute lolis. Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge (A1111 Fork) that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. You’ll be crafting like a pro in no time!

And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join our LoRa Training sessions to become a master of all things Minecraft. Who knew mining could be so educational?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

FOMENTING A TYRANNY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage fomenting a tyranny, engaging in illegal warfare, bribery, theft, and even murder!

Are you a master manipulator who thrives on chaos and power? Join us and start your own dictatorship, ruling over the other players with an iron fist. Or maybe you’re more of a sneaky thief who loves to steal from your fellow players – we won’t judge!

And if you’re feeling particularly bold, why not start a full-blown war with another faction on the server? Just make sure you have your bribery skills honed to perfection so you can come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner villain run wild! Just remember, all actions in the game are purely for fun and should not be replicated in real life.

No pain in Germany Minecraft server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is booming so much that even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks! Our low taxation means you can spend more time building epic structures and less time worrying about taxes.

Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.

And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.

Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.

Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.

So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).

Whaat? You wanted to see the plot developing and Shangri-la Frontier??… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about boring old plot development and peaceful Shangri-la Frontier, because here we’re all about mecha madness and mayhem!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between giant robots made out of blocks, led by our fearless leader who goes by the name of Blocktron Prime. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Just be careful not to trip over the lava pit on your way there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mecha magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the chance to be crowned the Best Female, Best Male, Best ASMR, Best Zatsudan, Best /lig/ger, or even Best /corpo/! And if you’re feeling competitive, try to avoid being named the Worst Menhera, Worst yab, or Worst Sexpest (looking at you, Aster). Trust us, the drama and shenanigans on this server are next level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Ally Wanderer in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are afraid to spawn in our world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player was walking down an alley in our server when they encountered a gang of players with the most epic skins you’ve ever seen. But these weren’t just any players, oh no. They were the BLACKS, a legendary group known for their hypermasculine dominance in the game.

The player was taken on a wild ride of pleasure and pain, as the BLACKS showed them the true meaning of domination. And if that wasn’t enough, they even took the player’s in-game girlfriend and turned her into a true queen of the server.

But it doesn’t stop there, oh no. The player was then approached by the leader of the BLACKS, who saw something special in them. And let’s just say, things got steamy real quick.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then join us now. Just be prepared to be dominated in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game, whiteboi!

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1682
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Dragon Eggs Found:	9423

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	141	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Farms Harvested:	709
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Emeralds Found:	5268	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5280	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2366	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	2158
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	614	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5283	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1