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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7255 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉