Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Endless Night Skies: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Potions Brewed: 106 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 132 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

    Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

    Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Emeralds Found: 2242
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 486 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

    Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP
    Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TastyVeggieSnack

    TastyVeggieSnack
    Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

    Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MissileCraftF16s

    MissileCraftF16s
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

    Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!
    so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

    oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PissPvP

    PissPvP

    Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

    What can you expect?

    – Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

    Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Beans And Rice SMP

    Beans And Rice SMP

    Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

    To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

    We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

    Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!
    LanderYT SMP

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

    Server Tweaks

    Custom Texture Pack A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
    Teleport Command Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
    Datapacks Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
    DiscordSRV Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
    CoreProtect Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

    Events

    Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Staff Team

    We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

    Application Process

    To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

    Join us now: Discord Link

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

    Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

    A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

    Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

    A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • England Thank You Minecraft Server

    England Thank You Minecraft Server
    Thank You! 🇬🇧

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 1343 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

    4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

    So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 768
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
    Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Virtual City

    Virtual City

    This server has a unique Virtual City game mode where you can purchase structures such as generators, depots, towers and upgrade these structures.

    We also keep Vanilla in the Newbie world and Raid world!

    Survival mode has an item rarity system: Common, Rare and Legendary.

    The Newbie world is an infinite world with keep inventory partially activated.

    The Raid world is limited to a radius of 8000 blocks, but this is where you can get and store your Rare and Legendary items!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    Server Name WeCanGoMining
    Server Type BoxPVP
    Description Experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun!
    Server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Discord Join our Discord server

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What is the server type?

    A: WeCanGoMining is a BoxPVP server where players engage in fast-paced PvP battles within enclosed areas.

    Q: How can I level up my gear?

    A: You can level up your gear by winning battles, completing challenges, and upgrading your equipment through in-game currency.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for WeCanGoMining?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server here to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5681 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Rappa’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Feixiao himself would be jealous.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can fly like the Flying Aureus Shot, laugh like Feixiao, and seek the stars like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so lit, even the Arrow that Seeks the Stars would want to join!

    With character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, you’ll never run out of epicness to explore. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes – they’re hotter than Lava in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Light Cone Banners when you have us? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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