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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5060 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.