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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 144 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6741 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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