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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9843 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4269 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.