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Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Items Found:	7160	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	573224	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	3626	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Farms Harvested:	904

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6939
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9481
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	190	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	537881	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4