Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	692	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5940
Emeralds Found:	5850	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	646	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8979	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	9755
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	1315	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.