Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5414
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

    Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magic Items Found: 8292
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • StepSibSquadCraft

    StepSibSquadCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3293 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Enchantments Applied: 257

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockLifeAccepted

    BlockLifeAccepted
    Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 147 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

    Kraicraft: Drone Demolition
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchantments Applied: 194
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Taste Bud Adventures

    Taste Bud Adventures
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

    Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

    So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Calorie Cut Craft

    Calorie Cut Craft
    so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dimension Hops: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

    Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
    Launch Date Few weeks ago

    Overview:

    Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

    FAQ:

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

    What features does Enival offer?

    • Proximity chat for an immersive experience
    • A small, chill community to hang out with
    • Voting and suggestion system for server changes
    • Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
    • Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
    • No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 986 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5592 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Crops Grown: 6478
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Animals Bred: 81
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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