Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 267 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3203 Magic Items Found: 3908
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9467 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 375
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GameNostalgiaCraft

    GameNostalgiaCraft
    Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 332
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Star Shards Collected: 126
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyDefenseMinister

    CraftyDefenseMinister
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

    so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Emeralds Found: 8424 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Robo Voice Realness

    Robo Voice Realness
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

    Overview
    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!
    Server Information
    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
    What features are currently available on the server? TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
    Is there a reset for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9200
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Party Pooper Minecraft Server

    Party Pooper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MixedCraft Server

    MixedCraft Server
    Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 155

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ExHusbandCraft

    ExHusbandCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

    Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

    SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent
    Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3960 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TreeHuggerCraft

    TreeHuggerCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

    join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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