Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 335100
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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