Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Towns Built: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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