Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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