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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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