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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Divine Spears Created: 29 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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