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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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