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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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