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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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