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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2180

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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