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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ores Mined: 3633

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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