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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6157
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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