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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2198 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 911259
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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