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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

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