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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Emeralds Found: 5429 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mines Excavated: 2893
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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