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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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