VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5963	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2814
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1104
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	287	Emeralds Found:	8389

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3722	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6704
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ores Mined:	4880	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3096	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4098	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?