VanillasmithcraftSMP Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7271
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	149
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	192
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	77	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	9398	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6202
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	102	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5411	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4