| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4413 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2136 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6193 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 850 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1076 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8801 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7454 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6320 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 216 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1986 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 619 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8353 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5729 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Votes: | 1677 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1041 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8439 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9117 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2479 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 901 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 882 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3868 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2985 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9478 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 274 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2834 |
