| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9685 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9162 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3225 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4153 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8847 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9702 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 497545 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2261 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 595 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 1501 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8655 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 604 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2352 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 184 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8527 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 9176 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5741 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
