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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5057 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!