Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3230 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?
Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6472 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7223 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Discord | 0_fold |
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| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 157 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 930820 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5762 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 945597 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
