Valon kingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5834
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3267
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	1359	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	984356

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9043
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

Players:	106/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10