Valon kingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crops Grown:	1016	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	8869
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Items Found:	5021	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4971	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4013	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	9852
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	6326	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	146	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	296
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14