ValleyOfTheAlmostUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	New Chunks Explored:	123125
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2296	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Buildings Constructed:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	363

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9702	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9568	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	289309
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4