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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5996 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!