so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mines Excavated: 1278
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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