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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5495 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5733 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!