| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 322 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 967 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Emeralds Found: | 7359 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3932 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5931 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 431 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4821 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1206 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 7355 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5616 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6792 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3066 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 5783 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1153 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5996 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Emeralds Found: | 5532 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1999 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7658 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8767 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 981 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 185 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 235 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3184 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 75 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 307493 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7162 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5157 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
