> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	1625	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9285	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6183	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	6002	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	1127	Emeralds Found:	6982
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	917698

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8296
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!