> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	183	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ores Mined:	3613
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Armor Forged:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6025
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	98	Players Killed by Monsters:	919
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1141
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.