UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	205	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	7523
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3581

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	99

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3528
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1059	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	1869	Potions Brewed:	138
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crops Grown:	4932	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Enchantments Applied:	216
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.