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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	5316	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Ores Mined:	1019	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7377	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Star Shards Collected:	234
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Potions Brewed:	123
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	3083
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Emeralds Found:	5603	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	7263	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dimension Hops:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	998
Crops Grown:	8451	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!