USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	7494	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

aristocracy

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8882
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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About Us

Our Values

people more focused

Some of Our Features

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8704
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4497	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

G[B]H Dedicated Server

we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

Crafting Reality is a fun and relaxing server. King staff, and always friendly players.

CRAFTING REALITY [CR] – PvP – 24/7 / ECONOMY

Also looking for staff!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

BizzCraft is a five year old Minecraft FreeBuild Survival Server with a non-pvp aspect as well no griefing. It is a family friendly server that has a variety of players and has a range of all talents. With over a total of 150,000 people joining over the past five years we would love to see you join our community today! Visit our website at BizzCraft.Net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chiaroscuro

do what you can to survive and make or break friends along the way chiaroscuro is a hardcore pvp server equiped with economy, factions, mcmmo all you need to wipe the floor with your enemy.

rules are simple: grief and raid is allowed but try not to be a dick about it dont harass people, dont go advertising on here like a dick, and have fun ^_^

staff: Moonfox597 (owner) chris03pwnd (co owner) Ieaka (admin) ziben (moderator)

HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO DIE (serious, good luck >=D)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EndCraft

Endcraft, Other

EndCraft at this griefer level you can also griefer and develop on the continent with pleasure

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	147

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.