USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnimalCraft

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	1292
Enchantments Applied:	204	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5727
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6451
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fandomcraft

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PunchCraft Factions

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PunchCraft Towny

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cencraft Network

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RisingAxes

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.