USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KyoshiCraft

Roleplay

We are a bending server using the Project Korra plugin. We hope to offer a good bending PVP experience along with a survival world for people who just want to play the original way. You may also choose to live in our custom roleplaying map, which we are currently working on. It is a replica of the avatar the last Airbender world and will feature many landmarks and the four nations. We hope to achieve a strong, growing community, with help.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cryptic hub

op prison, Survival

Cryptic Prison is a new sort of prison server, we strive for custom content and are always adding new and exciting custom items to our prison! At the moment you can login and mine in your own PRIVATE mine, and use some of our in-house custom items such as ROBOTS, which will mine for you even when you are OFFLINE, so you never lose the chance on ranking up and claiming the topspot on our LEADERBOARDS.

You also do not have to spend a CENT on our store, as all store ranks and items are obtainable INGAME, through hard work and determination.

All of our STAFF are fully trained members of the CRYPTIC team, and will not let you down.

We will be waiting for YOU.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Community Brew

Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are a no grief, small, family friendly community, SlimeFun and TARDIS server! We welcome ALL ages. Don’t run any mod packs, but do have a number of plugins we like and that you may find helpful along the way such as ChestShop, LWC, and GriefPrevention. We now run the Brewery plugin, please brew responsibly! When all goes according to plan, we have build competitions on Saturdays at 4PM EST (more events coming soon!)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Realm of Corvus

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you miss playing on the good old witchery servers seeing as most the good ones have died off leaving just ones with corrupt staff and owners. Well we are a server that has Witchery, Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Ars Magica 2, and much more! What makes our server different from the rest On our server you can start to follow one of the 9 gods on our server and join fellow followers to try to assert your god as the most powerful on the server. So what do you say are you in?

Discord: https://discord.gg/sWhasBk Server Ip: play.therealmofcorvus.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Star Shards Collected:	243	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	401564	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Idunn smp

Economy, Events, Minigames, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to Idunn, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Our server has been going for one whole year and counting, offering endless hours of fun and adventure. We’re proud to offer cross-platform access, allowing you to connect from either Java or Bedrock edition. This means that you can join in on the fun, no matter what device you’re using!

Like other servers we offer player driven economies, kingdoms, minigames(hopefully), and just a general Minecraft experience. So whether you want to band together with your friends, set up farms to corner the market, or just explore the world there is something for you! Plus thanks to being run on a java server we also have the Slimefun addon, which adds a whole new dimension to the game. It offers a wealth of possibilities, from automatic farms to powerful machinery, all designed to help you achieve your goals while keeping the game fresh and exciting!

Some fun things we have:– A custom currency– Kingdoms! (aka nations)– Some custom mobs and items– Nightly VC’s. You can almost always find someone in vc to talk to– Friendly people– A community. We don’t just play minecraft, a number of our people play other games too. 🙂

If you are looking for a new home or want to play with others, we hope you join us. Please join our discord to be whitelisted.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CitadelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Citadelcraft Network was born as Citadel, a Minecraft faction with a small group of people. 5 years later we have evolved into a charity based network, playing a wide range of games.

Our hardworking team brings some of the best content around!

What we offer: – Kingdoms – Realistic Survival – PixelArt – More to come!

Website: https://citadelcraft.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/citadelworld/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/citadelcraft Email: [email protected]

Discord: https://citadelcraft.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Slimeball.wtf

Ever wanted to play football in Minecraft?Welcome to Slimeball, the ultimate soccer experience from versions 1.8 to 1.20!

Join now for thrilling matches, team-building, and unforgettable goals!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FSMC

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

–Survival server with lots of fun plugins -Custom Dungeon -Fun Quests -Cracked Minecraft -Custom Villager Shop -Bank -Chest Shop Comming Soon -New lobby -A lot of new updates comming soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UgarisMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

* UgarisMC * UgarisMC is a nice Dutch-language Minecraft server. On this server you can play Skyblock and soon other mini-games!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sapphire smp season2

smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Whitelist

Sapphire SMP is a multiplayer vanilla survival server. This is our first public season with new features (See some below). At Sapphire we strive to make a fair experience for all that use our services so our server has no ranking system or vote rewards.

What we plan for Season 2:– Server will be open for public applications. (Applications will be open in the next few days via our website)– Fresh world with only a spawn building. (This means there will be no prebuilt shopping district or nether hub)– Voting system. (To help get our name out there you will be able to vote for the server. There will be no voting rewards)– Support for ViveCraft– And more

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Paradise Kingdom

Survival, Vanilla

Hello cosmic traveler! Come see the crystal castles and greet the local inhabits at Paradise Kingdom. This kingdom has no fancy ranks and everyone is welcome. We have simple ideas with no intent to over populate or use rune magic to corrupt the people. Come and create your own town with your bare hands, but watch out for the night creatures… they can hurt. Grab your things and head on over to the Paradise Kingdom

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyGames2017.de

Economy

Thank you for your vote, you will receive your gifts shortly! Have fun on SkyGames2017.de!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6823
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Abitatibi-mc

Chestshop, Job, Semirp, TOWN, Vanilla Survival

Server IP: abtitatibi.apexmc.co:3256

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Just Another Vanilla Down Under NZ

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just a basic Vanilla Minecraft server hosted in the South Island in New Zealand. 1gb/s Networked Server. 24/7. Good for anyone close by that has no low latency servers they can connect to!

Happy to TP people around the world if they want to live far out etc.

Open to comments, feedback and if any requests for changes here – [email protected]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.