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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8405 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 121 | Mines Excavated: | 1365 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.