ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5797	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	4007	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	New Chunks Explored:	95795
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1466
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2754
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	717
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5034	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	272
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	1925	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

CraftyCreeperStampede

accident, CASUALTIES, Chaos, CraftyCreeperStampede, crowd control, crowd management, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, India, investigation, mass casualties, New Delhi, overcrowding, Panic, Public Safety, Railway, STAMPEDE, Tragedy, train station, Transportation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only stampede you’ll see is a bunch of chickens running wild because someone accidentally left the gate open. forget about real life tragedies, on our server you’ll be too busy laughing at the chaos we’ve created. we’ve got so many crazy events like pig races, where the pigs wear tiny little helmets and zoom around the track. and don’t even get me started on our underwater dance parties with the squids. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. so hop on over and join us for a wild ride!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP