UNPeacekeeperProbs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1771

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2579	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCSakura

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Server Survival Events Ranks Multiplayer Online Community Building Exploration Adventure Creativity Sandbox PVP Economy Mods Plugins Quests Minigames, Survival

A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.