so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Players Killed by Monsters: 6131
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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