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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6732 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.
the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!
