so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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