so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Villages Defended: 17
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3399
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Void Gems Collected: 24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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